This is the sister sketch to Beef
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SC 1 -DINING ROOM-EVENING
A MAN WALKS UP TO THE CARVERY AND APPROACHES THE CHEF
CHEF:
Yes sir, what'll it be?
MAN:
You don't remember me do you?
CHEF:
I'm afraid not sir. We have so many guests that it's impossible to recall everybody that I serve.
MAN:
But you must remember me! I had chicken last time because the cow was dead. Come on man! Think! You must remember me.
CHEF:
I fear that I'll have to disappoint you there sir. I simply just don't remember you at all.
MAN:
Ok I'll have the beef then. (PAUSE) If it's dead that is.
CHEF:
Oh yes don't worry about the beef sir. Brown bread all right.
MAN:
Nah I've got a wheat allergy. Just give me some spuds and gravy.
BEEF:
Moooooo!
CHEF LOOKS AT CAMERA AND THERE'S THE SOUND OF A SWANEE WHISTLE.
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